Especially since this was all just weeks after Kanye — oops, I mean ye — declared in interviews and appearances that he was back with ex Kim K.
“God saved me from the crash / Just so I could beat Pete Davidson’s ass,” he raps on his new single “Eazy.”
Everyone just has to do less.
Nobody needs to see a photo of Kanye standing over his new girlfriend, who is laying on the table like a literal meal. Everything I know about Machine Gun Kelly I learned against my will. I never want to see any other celebrity language ever again.
I’m absolutely certain that celebrity culture was always made up, but they’ve never talked us in the face like this.
There is no pedestal here. You’re trying too hard.
It raises eyebrows, arches, and it… doesn’t spark jealousy at all (other than the fact that that pivot clearly fills their pockets very well.)
No, the pandemic hasn’t killed any celebrities. It just made her very embarrassed.
Chelsea McLaughlin is Mamamia’s Senior Entertainment Writer. For more pop culture shots, sarcasm and…cat content, you can follow her on Instagram.
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