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McDonald’s, Olive Garden and Taco Bell
The internet can be a cesspool of society’s scum all vying for the worst kind of attention. From bad shots to bigotry to petty fights, it sometimes feels like the death destroyer of worlds. Every once in a while, however, a hero will rise from the flames like a risen phoenix. You’re someone who boldly pulled Excalibur out of the rock and proclaimed yourself the king of social media.
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Which celebrities were invited to the TikToker wedding?
We should point out that while the TikTok video was posted on January 8th, it was flagged as something the original poster forgot to upload. User Victoriaa322, a self-proclaimed Disney adult, was actually married as of July 2022. Unfortunately, there weren’t any follow-up TikToks on who came to their wedding, but at least we know who was invited.
The celebrities are really diverse in terms of medium, popularity and political views. A few of them aren’t even human. Don’t try to hang your hat on any kind of famous person because you won’t be able to.
Check out who was lucky enough to receive an invite:
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Which companies were invited to the wedding?
We’re inclined to think this was either a free gift ploy or an outrageous joke. In any case, Victoriaa322 invited far more companies than people. See, you can always make more friends, but you should never turn your back on a Taco Bell Chalupa Supreme who was absolutely invited.
Listing all the invited companies would be difficult, so here are just a few of our favourites:
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TikTok’s comments section has been wonderfully supportive, with some users wondering how Victoriaa322 obtained these physical mailing addresses. Funnily enough, H&R Block’s TikTok account responded with, “We feel kind of left out.” But by far the best response came from McDonald’s, who asked, “Am I a place or a celebrity?” Victoriaa322 responded with “Celebrity!”
Fun Fact: A few people said they did the same thing to certain celebrities and actually got a response. User miz_smilez invited Dolly Parton to her wedding and got the next best thing: a signed photo and congratulations. In the meantime, stinabird got their invitation back signed by Danny Trejo.
There is a lesson to be learned here. You miss 100 percent of the companies that don’t invite you to your wedding.
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