Selma Blair has a full set of chompers.
The 49-year-old actress revealed in her memoir, Mean Baby: A Memoir of Growing Up, that she’s sunk her teeth into several celebs, the first being Sienna Miller.
One night after her 2006 divorce from Ahmet Zappa, Blair writes that she was at the Chateau Marmont when she saw Miller and introduced herself.
“I couldn’t blame her for trying to win me over,” Blair writes. “So I grabbed her arm and playfully bit into it like it was an apple. Even as I held her forearm in my mouth, I was horrified at myself. I thought, what have I gotten myself into? Or you? This is horrible behavior.”
Amazingly, the “American Sniper” star was polite about the strange situation.
Blair shares that Miller “sort of screamed, ‘Grandpa!’ like I do when someone breaks a plate. “You bit me, didn’t you? You really did that'” but “she didn’t embarrass me. In my opinion, she will always be the beauty of the ball for that.”
After Blair took Sienna Miller’s arm and “playfully bit into it like it was an apple,” she didn’t freak out. Getty Images
The Legally Blonde star also sank her teeth into Seth MacFarlane.
Blair also recalls becoming friends with Scarlett Johansson while working on the 2004 film In Good Company; She was thrilled when Johansson invited her to hang out with her and her friends in Las Vegas.
The first night the group went out for sushi, but Blair – who struggled with alcoholism for years – admits she “wasn’t good at social drinking. I didn’t realize how drunk you could get sitting at a table eating.”
Blair writes that she was so “starstruck” when she first met Seth McFarlane that she bit his hand.moviemagic
After dinner, they headed to a club where Blair met her boyfriend Seth Green, who introduced her to Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane.
“I was overwhelmed,” she writes. “What do I do in public situations where I admire someone but feel like I’m not bringing anything to the party? I bit his hand. ‘Wow!’ he cried. ‘That really hurt.’ It wasn’t a disaster; I didn’t hurt the skin. But I soon hated myself.”
But Blair’s munching days weren’t over yet.
After Selma Blair sank her teeth into Kate Moss, the model bit her right in the back. Instagram/@rrichnyc
She befriended supermodel Kate Moss and hung out with her and other people one night after a Marc Jacobs fashion show in a London hotel suite.
The two were having fun, making Polaroids together – and then Blair decided to bite Moss’ finger, which made the model laugh.
“And because she laughed, I did it again,” she writes. “The second time, she wasn’t laughing and exclaimed, ‘That really fucking hurt!’ The Calvin Klein model then slapped Blair in the back and grabbed the actress’ thumb “and crunched right into it.”
Blair writes about her scathing antics in her book Mean Baby.
“It was the first time I had any idea how badly I could hurt people if I bit them,” Blair admitted. “Immediately, I turned into a shamed kindergartener. ‘Oh my god,’ I whispered, ‘I’m so sorry.’”
Blair blames her shyness for her vampiric behavior. When she’s overwhelmed in public, she writes, “my system gets overwhelmed and short circuits instantly… In my life, social interactions have been tedious.”
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