Canadian Celebrities and Their Pizza Personalities

Have you heard of ordinal linguistic personification (OLP), a form of synesthesia that leads people to associate numbers, letters, or months with different personalities? People with OLP say things like “9 is self-centered, insane, and selfish” or “Ts are generally grumpy, unpretentious creatures” or even “February is an introverted woman.” What if pizzas also had personalities? and What if we associated these pizza personalities with Canadian celebrities? What if nothing and everything made sense at the same time? Welcome to the final quarter of 2021. The last nine months have been getting weird.