As always, dementia Joe Biden is a little confused, so let’s get straight to the point.
Let’s start with the US economy, which, like everything else he and the Democrats have touched, has turned to excrement.
But Joe knows how to deal with inflation: just print more money.
This is Brandon on CNN the other night. As usual, all dialogue verbatim guaranteed:
“We handed over $368 billion in aid, which the same bankers say will bring in a billion, a trillion, $780 million, billion dollars in investment.”
Can we quote you on this, Mr President?
“Two words: Made in America. Made in America! And that’s no exaggeration. I’m not joking about it, as you know!”
This is perhaps Brandon’s most memorable statement in recent memory. Or maybe it was when Dementia asked Joe if there was a deceased congresswoman in the audience – “Jackie, are you here? Where’s Jackie?” Or when he claimed his son “died in Iraq.” (He actually died at Walter Reed Hospital.)
As stock market craters and inflation rage, it’s reassuring to know we have a numbers man in the White House, someone who can put on green eye visors and read a spreadsheet flawlessly.
“Since I took office, our economy has created 10 million jobs – 668 jobs in manufacturing.”
How many, Mr. President? Almost 700 new jobs in manufacturing? Are you sure?
“Since I’ve been president, we’ve created 38,000 jobs in manufacturing over 628 years.”
Okay, let’s forget the jobs. What about all that weird money you printed? What exactly is happening here?
“It’s a game changer. A trillion 300 200 billion dollars in infrastructure…”
Then there was Hurricane Ian in Southwest Florida. Brandon went from being a numbers cruncher to an American meteorologist. He provided this prognosis:
“We’re not sure exactly where it’s going to hit, but we’re pretty sure where exactly it’s going to hit.”
Yes, but what are the government’s plans on how to deal with people fleeing the storm?
“Evacuations have already been called for and I see that they’re being pretty orderly and pretty orderly in each of the three cities.”
And of course the federal government was there to help.
“I immediately approved the expired disaster declaration, which offers public support for public support to individuals to also help their communities recover.”
He can’t read the teleprompter or his notes. During his (taped) interview on CNN, he dropped his note cards. The Democrat agent who used to work for Chelsea Clinton’s mother-in-law picked her up for him.
But Brandon was stunned from that moment, calling the absurdly titled Inflation Reduction Act “the Inflation Act,” which it actually is.
In recent days, he has dubbed the Childcare Tax Credit “Childtare Cax Credit.” For insulin, he read “impudence”. He confused “served” and “saved”. It reads “thank you” for “thinking”. The word construction comes out as “con-chuck-tion”. He mutilates entrepreneurs as “entrepreneurs”.
He tries to say smartphones but it comes out “smart forms”.
He laments “the devastating impact of climate change”.
As inflation rages, Dementia Joe still incoherently claims that printing more money is the solution, boasting about his inflation law, ahem, the Inflation Reduction Act:
“This law will lower costs for families and help reduce inflation at the kitchen table, which is how we have always measured inflation. My dad was a graceful, hard-working guy, he worked, uh, he worked a lot his whole life, and my dad always said he used to do it whether it was inflation or the situation where a family was airborne breathing is, at the end of the month when you’ve paid all your bills, will you have very little left?
Not if you work for a living. The only ones who have anything now are Brandon’s constituents because they’re all on welfare.
More from Biden’s Greatest Hits October issue:
“How you do that?”
“I’ve met with my Competitiveness Council, which is my cabinet, and those who work with the cabinet they changed are tasked with promoting compensation across our competitive economy, I should say, across our economy .”
“People not only need to know what to eat, what to eat.”
“Leaders like you help the next generation to live authentic voices.”
“Even those of you who are not here, who are here, are not disabled. You feel in your gut that you know there is basic decency and fairness.”
“There is also a bright spot where America is asserting its power, where America is affirming that Americans are affirming.”
“Cabinet Secretary Deb Haaland, who is Home Secretary.”
“I’m not sure I would have understood how important that was if I hadn’t seen the parks.”
“Well, I said in the bill I presented that we’re going to lower the cost of insulin.”
“What I’ve seen now is they find out everyone finds out the supply chain and just buying on time is a big issue, now we’re finding out if it’s made in America, we’re going to invent it in America, it’s going to be made in America America made.”
At the end of the drooling CNN interview, the Democrat with a press pass basically asked Brandon if he was too old to be president.
“Look what I’ve done. Name one president in recent history who accomplished as much as I did in the first two years. No joke! You may not like what I’ve done, but the vast majority of Americans like what I’ve done?
Do you really think so, Brandon? In 25 days we will know for sure.
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