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15 Hall Of Fame Jokes From Celebrities Not Known For Being Funny

We’ve inducted many jokes from professional comedians into the Hall of Fame this year, but this time we’re giving props to some classic lines from people who’ve made names for themselves in other fields of work. Comedy may not have been her true calling in life, but for those lines alone, they certainly deserve the credit. So, let’s all hop in the time machine and enjoy the most random, star-studded amateur open mic night ever.

fifteen Rod Stewart on Marriage

“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.”

14 Ernest Hemmingway’s Lesson on Humility

“Always do what you said drunk when you’re sober. That will teach you to shut up.”

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Whoa, Ernie, I totally disagree.

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